Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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