It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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