i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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