Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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