I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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