you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
