THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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