8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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