break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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