her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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