somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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