Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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