Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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