Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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