my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize