I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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