brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just saw a hot homeless man
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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