He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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