marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
actually, I'm a sock model
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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