i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You took a bar mat shot.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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