We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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