Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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