it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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