For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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