hotel room ftw
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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