You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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