where does the pee come out of this thing
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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