That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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