So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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