bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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