So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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