Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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