She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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