I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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