After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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