i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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