I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Sorry about my life...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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