her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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