maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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