You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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