Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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