im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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