Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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