awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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