That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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