it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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