have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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