She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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