I hate all girls vehemently.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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