What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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