do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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