was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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