I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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